Nothing to do with politics

College Stereotypes

The skate border
This dude seems to think that he continually possesses the right of way. He will go weaving through the crowd between COB and Sci at lighting speed. Don’t change speeds or attempt to move or you will be ran over and blamed for the wreckage.
(NOTE: some day soon UCCS will out law your skate boards…haha)

Jock girl???
Judging from apparel, 80% of UCCS female students are jocks. Judging from body builds, 40% of female students are jocks. So 40% must think they look really hot in those baggy sweats and stupid head bands??? (NOTE: you don’t)

He wares his sunglasses inside
This dude thinks he looks really hot in his sun glasses. After practicing in front of his mirror, he walks to class, and waits till he is on the top floor at the last class at the end of the dark hall to whip of his shades. (NOTE: though somewhat amusing, not that hot, sorry)

Professor suffering from ADD
He goes from talking about cumulous clouds, to his wife who thought that a cloud looked like a baby, to his daughter who is about to have a baby, and her husband who is in Afghanistan, to why Bush is evil, all in one class. You never really learned anything about cumulous clouds. (NOTE: good nap class.)

The Classroom irritant
Simply a normal part of class such as a white board or computer, a classroom irritant is a must have. He is compelled to ask the dumbest yet most amusing questions. He is completely oblivious to how everyone in the class is snickering at him. Once in a while an irritant will attempt to correct the teacher (this is especially amusing). Best of all is watching the professor attempt to not see the irritant waving his hand back and forth.
(NOTE: shut the heck up.)

The gazer
She doesn’t want you to rush ahead and help her with the door. She wants the door closed and the lighting just right so she can perform a quick make up, hair check before she gets into COB. (NOTE: I am pretty sure there are mirrors in the bathroom.)

The pseudo UFC fighter
Is one of the geekiest guys in school with these little skinny arms. He thinks for some reason that if he drapes that huge MMA shirt over his skimpy stature it will some how magically make him a bad ass. (NOTE: we all think you are a douche.)

The know it all
Sits in front of you with his/her laptop and types a paragraph for every word the teacher says. (NOTE: you are freaking annoying)

The Gamer
He has a difficult time separating his real life from his online alias. This is the guy who brings his laptop to class to play Call of Duty4, World of War Craft, and Halo. (NOTE: be prepared for analogies featuring trench warfare or master chief.)

The Fast and Furious car owner
Whether the car is actually a sports car or not is irrelevant. It all comes down to decals, body kits, paint jobs, and sound systems. The car owners with the pimped out cars think that their rides are better than everyone else’s. (NOTE: they are)