Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Is any one smarter than a fifth grader???

So America is astonished that Michael Jackson pleaded with a nurse for drugs. Sorry America, but Jackson was much closer to Robert Downey Jr. than St Paul. Shocker!!!!!!!
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Whats up with Twitter?
I am eating a burger with french fries and a shake.
I went for a walk.
It started raining.
My shoes are wet.
????Do we have nothing better to do with our time????
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What are Neighborhood watch signs supposed to accomplish?
"Oh, crap, there's a Neighborhood watch sign over there.
Forget the old lady, we'd better leave."
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Obama's ratings are falling like a rock.
This "Messiah" is seeming more and more human.
Must be Bush's fault some how right???
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Canada is cracking down on terms that are derogatory towards gays.
Careful, you can be arrested.
It only makes sense that they should also imprison anyone who uses racial slurs or class slurs or disability slurs or age slurs or height slurs or pregnant slurs or hair color slurs or........
New speak anyone???